Wednesday, April 23, 2014

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Look guys! A brown widow hid some Easter eggs in my backyard.

Now, where is my lighter fluid…

Wednesday, April 9, 2014
gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

Monday, April 7, 2014

Whoever thought it was a good idea to watch Toy Story 3 in the break room was wrong. So horribly wrong.

bamboozled-panda:

MOTHERFUCKER

(Source: iraffiruse)

Sunday, April 6, 2014

thetravman:

americaninthedeerstalker:

thetardis:

largerthanlifeus:

consultingskeletontribute:

somesortof-death-frisbee:

imyouraziraphale:

One

two

three

four

I declare

a time war. 

 #five 

#six 

#seven 

#eight 

#daleks scream 

#EXTER-MIN-ATE

Nine,

Ten,

Eleven,

Twelve.

The Doctor died,

and Silence Fell

Twelve,

Eleven,

Ten,

Nine. 

Here he goes,

back in time.

Eight,

Seven,

Six,

Five

Saving 

Everybody’s lives

Four,

Three,

Two,

One

Grab her hand

And whisper “Run.”

THIS POST WINS THE INTERNET

Saturday, April 5, 2014

elenilote:

kateordie:

I hope the makers of this are ready to be millionaires

WHERE CAN I GET THIS

I need all three right now

(Source: kashimiru)

Monday, March 31, 2014
7l4:

hahahahahahaha it was nice knowing you guys

No. Please just no.

7l4:

hahahahahahaha it was nice knowing you guys

No. Please just no.

Friday, March 28, 2014

misswendybird:

mississippisunshine:

onlylolgifs:

daddy makes the perfect bun

omg this is the cutest thing

So every time I see a dad doing stupid cute dad things I get a pang in my uterus. And then I have to be like “no Wendy stahp kids are dumb you’re just Mexican and were made for breeding just get a cat okay?”

This hurts. My brother would have been this dad. He was supposed to be this dad and so much more. He should be creating silly hair styles for my niece and teaching her to kick butt on video games. It hurts and I haven’t been able to grieve yet.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

My television life has become Baby Einstein. What’s happening in the fandoms?